The accused, Songsmith, did knowingly and
willfully assist Flashman in the movement of high-powered riffs, dangerous choruses,
and excessive chrome-plated rock material
across multiple digital jurisdictions
with reckless disregard for quiet living.

Additional evidence includes:

amplified intent

repeated hook offenses

illegal possession of road anthems

and conspiracy to ignite the open highway

Sentence imposed:

Full-time service to the Music Distribution Police
with mandatory duty on all future biker rock releases.